About Reno Sepulveda

Litigation Support Specialist, artisanal layabout.

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Kanye’s MAGA hat makes him feel like Superman?  Wear this MAGA yarmulke during your prayer time and you will actually turn into Superman!


Annals Of Democrat Mendacity

There’s lies, damn lies and then there’s Democrat mendacity.  Here are a couple golden oldies and another that floated to the surface just last week.

“I promise I won’t cum in your mouth.” – Bill Clinton 1995

“If you like your plan, you can keep your plan.” – Barack Obama 2009

“Motorists should feel completely safe coming into downtown Portland.” – Ted Wheeler 2018

Portland Mayor stands by decision to allow Antifa to block traffic, harass motorists

Two State Solution

6AB8C925-A77C-4CE5-A621-F6EA7F0E0C45.jpegCome November, California might be voting to split up into three separate states.  If successful, here is how I see things shaking out.

Northern CA: The dirt people east of HWY 101 will be dominated by the cloud people in the Bay Area just like they’re currently being dominated so same as it ever was with San Francisco getting to send two Marxist Senators to Washington DC.

California:  Might as well just name it Los Angeles. Water flows to money, so if you are a farmer in Ventura or SLO counties, good luck. And yes, Los Angeles will be sending two Sandinistas to the Senate in DC also.

Southern CA: By God this just might work! The big question:  Are there enough conservatives left in San Diego and Orange counties to make this region a viable alternative to the status quo?Nationally the impact would be close but I imagine yet another Socialist Dem or RINO Senator would be sent back to DC counterbalanced by a bona fide Republican.

So the end result would not solve any of California’s current problems but rather (best case scenario) double them!

Rural, ag based economies will still be trodden over by urban interests with their overwhelming voter majorities.

I’ve lived in California all my life and have worked all up and down the Late Great Golden State.  I know the people and the lay of the land and I feel a two state solution would serve the people and the nation far better.  By slightly modifying the same map, nudging the blue up the coast to San Francisco…viola  Aztlán! Then we simply unify NoCal and SoCal.

Oh sure Marin County would howl… and we would probably have to frog march all the unionized State employees in Sacramento over the border into Contra Costa County but this would work.

It would work because Sacramento, Fresno and Bakersfield combined with dozens of smaller cities north of the Grapevine would have enough voter clout to compete with Orange and San Diego counties.  It would work because San Diego County still values drinking water above gaia worship.

Texas Daughter

Funny the stuff that sticks with you.  Our daughter Mischa has a blog now and we’ve been checking it out and talking about how proud we are of her. She’s really become a bit of a Punk/fashionista and I wondered how exactly that happened as I’d always thought of her as my little tomboy.


Not so long ago we were riding around the Sierras in my truck listening to Pantera and the next thing I know, she has a husband, three kids, a mortgage and… turquoise hair.F68926DD-5106-40C1-961E-53B6D21C4DD5

How the heck did this happen?  Well through the wonders of YouTube, I’ve been able to go back to the exact moment when Mischa caught the “Wild Hair”.  She was maybe six or seven and we were watching Mary Chapin Carpenter and Shawn Colvin sing a Lefty Frizzell song on TV. ‘Shelly starts commenting on Colvin’s sun dress and combat boots. Soon, over her mother’s protestations she was rocking the same look. Viola! Coolest kid in the first grade.

Oh well, mama tried.

Remember The Alamo!


I love this picture! At the time it was taken, it was actually illegal to carry this type of knife in Texas. Bowie knives illegal… in Texas. Let that sink in for a minute.

Now in the photo above, please note the gentleman on the right. Note the absolute glee on his face and today, maybe let’s celebrate people with enough balls to override their brains when the occasion calls for it. Maybe also ponder the role such people play in securing the lofty concepts of freedom and liberty.

And speaking of Texans with balls, have you seen Taylor Sheridan’s 2016 masterpiece Hell Or High Water? Well I couldn’t think of a better day to watch it.