When The Wicked Rule, The People Mourn

Venezuela Running Out Of Toilet Paper

CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) — First milk, butter, coffee and cornmeal ran short. Now Venezuela is running out of the most basic of necessities — toilet paper.

Blaming political opponents for the shortfall, as it does for other shortages, the embattled socialist government says it will import 50 million rolls to boost supplies.

Eat More Fiber!

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

We Gotta Take These Motherf$@#&ers Down!

An open question to the American people and a supposedly free and independent Press.  What more is it going to take for us all to do our duty? 

I seriously wonder if Americans even fathom such mundane concepts as duty and truth anymore. We have become so… empowered by education, mass communication and technology that it’s tough to make any judgements (much less act upon them) without sitting down and looking at all the angles.  

While we’re doing that, no doubt yet another Blue Ribbon Panel will come along and conclude that “There’s no ‘there’ – there” and we should all just move along.

Until then however bear with me OK? Imagine your eyes are closed while I review some recent Obama Administration scandals?

1. DOJ purposely selling arms to Mexican drug cartels (Fast & Furious)

2. Benghazi terror attack and subsequent cover up

3. IRS intimidation of perceived political opponents

4. Bureaucratic favoritism at the EPA

5.  DOJ surveillance of The Associated Press’s phone lines

6.  DHHS shakedown of private companies that they are in charge of regulating 

Miracles And Wonders

These are the days of miracles and wonders – this is a long distance call

                             Happy Mother’s Day from Japan!

The way the camera follows us in slo-mo – the way we look to a song

Mother’s Day F%#$K Yeah!

This year we’re so glad that Mom is still with us and still remembers our names. She had an episode several weeks ago that shook us up but she is fine and dandy now.  At 80 years old, she is finally starting to realize that she can’t do the compulsive housework anymore.

This is very hard for her but I think she will adjust.  Today, us kids have divided into two teams. Team One prepares brunch while Team Two stages pleasant diversions to keep her the hell out of the kitchen.  After brunch, Team One lays down the smoke with more pleasant diversions while Team Two exfils the dishes.

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                    Obviously compensating for a small penis

Please Spike You’re Scarin’ My Wife

In the wake of an admission by the Internal Revenue Service that it targeted conservative groups, Mitch McConnel goes off.

So.  Take that, scoundrels.  We demand show trials!  And the heads of flunkies!  Which means you either agree to investigate what is essentially yourselves, else Mitch will be forced to  thrash you once more with his strongly worded words.

And that’s a nightmare you don’t wish to revisit, let me assure you.

              “I SAID GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN!”